‘Temporary’ Names

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zooophagous:

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Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’. 

Folks, I succumbed.

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.

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He’s growing fast.

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And getting into trouble

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Happy post number 2500!

Tell Trashbag I love him

We love you Trashbag

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Trash Bag chose Charmander.

I love this

This is my cat Fork

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that cat looks like he knows his name is fork

(via odinsnotwearingmakeup)

holefoods:

obesecamels:

There’s a lot to unpack here.
+the flexibility to get in that pose
+the balance to stay on the skateboard
+the strength to pull back a bowstring with your toes
+the dexterity to hit a target while moving
+the coordination… not hand-eye, but foot-eye
…I don’t know what to do with these things now that I’ve unpacked them…

This is shovel girl

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…training for revenge

(Source: frikiskrew, via needlewand)

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

(via bubblywubblydubbly)

retrogamingblog:
“ Artist will_o_wisps created a new bug type eeveelution during her livestream!
• Name: Hunneon
• Type: Bug
• Species: The Humble Pokemon
• Height: 1'05" (0.4 m)
• Weight: 33. lbs (15.0 kg)
• Ability 1: Levitate - By floating in the...

retrogamingblog:

Artist will_o_wisps created a new bug type eeveelution during her livestream!

  • Name: Hunneon
  • Type: Bug
  • Species: The Humble Pokemon
  • Height: 1'05" (0.4 m)
  • Weight: 33. lbs (15.0 kg)
  • Ability 1: Levitate - By floating in the air, the Pokémon receives full immunity to all Ground-type moves.
  • Ability 2: Bumble Burst - When the user’s HP is low, the opposing Pokemon is randomly poisoned, paralysed or falls asleep.
  • Evolution: Eevee evolves into Hunneon after levelling up whilst holding the item Honey*.*

Pokedex Entries:

When threatened, it will spit a powdery substance from the tip of its tail to defend itself from predators.

Sometimes it feels conscious about having extra limbs and tucks them into its chest fur to hide them.

If you step on Hunneon’s tail, you’d better watch out! It shoots a powdery substance from the tip of its tail to defend itself.

The hexagonal pieces on its head and chest emit a sweet smelling scent that attracts wild Pokemon, predators and people alike.

(Source: retrogamingblog, via saturnify)

sapphixxx-overshares:

Are there any children who are “wise beyond their years” or “old souls” that aren’t a product of some kind of neglect or abuse? Because I’m thinking the answer to that is a big “no”. 

I hate that these are considered high praise for children, too. As if the best thing a child could be is to not be a child. For God’s sake let children be children. Celebrate the fact that they are children. 

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itsagifnotagif:

viostormcaller:

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:

fluent-n-death:

fluent-n-death:

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:

itsagifnotagif:

OKAY THIS CAME UP ON MY ACTIVITY AGAIN. WHY WON’T YOU LET THIS POST DIE IT HAS BEEN 4 YEARS PLEASE

Someone find that post of that dude who gets stuck in an elevator cause that has this exact energy

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@shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

Exactly the same energy thank you my comrade

HI YES I ADORE THIS

I am honestly just jealous of his camera quality I am immortalised with a 2 megapixel camera

(Source: itsagifnotagif, via ownedlittle)


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